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Con gái đưa bạn trai về ra mắt bố. Bố vợ tương lai hỏi thằng con rể tương lai:
- Cháu làm nghề gì?
Chàng trai:
- Cháu là luật sư ạ, lúc nào hai bác muốn li dị thì gặp cháu, cháu sẽ giúp cho.
Hơi bực mình, nhưng ông bố vợ tương lai vẫn cố niềm nở:
- Bố mẹ cậu làm nghề gì:
- Bố mẹ cháu bán quan tài ạ, nếu bác mua bây giờ là có thêm khuyến mãi đây.
Bực mình, nhưng thương con, ông bố xẵng giọng:
- Cậu có khỏe mạnh không? tôi không muốn con tôi lấy phải một người suốt ngày đau ốm đâu.
- Nói thật với bác là cháu rất khỏe, hôm qua cháu còn đánh cho một thằng già như bác bò lê bò càng cơ mà.
Đến giờ cơm
Chén đầu tiên
- Cháu mời bác một chén
Chén thứ hai:
- Tôi với ông mỗi thằng một chén.
Chén thứ ba:
- Mày một chén, tao một chén.
No say, anh con rể tương lai liêu xiêu ra về, con chó sủa ầm cả lên, anh con rể tương lai quát:
- Giỏi thì mày cắn đi, tao chấp cả nhà mày.
Ra khỏi cổng một đoạn, nhớ mình quên mũ, anh ta quay llại lấy. Bố vợ tương lai nói:
- Sao không để lần sau đến chơi lấy luôn, quay lại cho mất công
- Giờ một mét vuông 15 thằng ăn cắp. Không tin được bố con thằng nào đâu bác ạ.
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